Wednesday, June 08, 2005
Life always seems to get a little bit more interesting at work when my computer is broken. on monday (day one of broken computer) i figured out an issue that i had with one of my personal projects... a design i am working on, that had paralized me from continuing work. i was so proud of myself but i didn't really have anyone to tell that would understand...i emailed my partner but she has a life and hasn't responded.
today, day two..... the computer was broken yesterday when i really didn't have anything to do.... i learned how to hide and escape. one... well basically all of the engineers here... was in the navy, and he regailed me with what he learned during one of his training classes.
if you are hiding in a jungle:
1...stay low to the ground.. people don't usually look below their own waistline.
2...don't look at your sercher's face. your eyes will stand out, plus, there is a subconcious indication that if someone i looking at you, you feel it. so look at your sercher's legs. that way you know where they are going.
if a dog is chasing you:
3...use black pepper or cocaine, sprinkle it behind you and it will throw the dog off. now, if you are caught, and you used cocaine... you will be in more trouble than before, so it is not advised. black pepper is the way to go.
back to work now... using a co-worker's computer who is on vacation.
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